"Would you like cum on your cock?"

Most romantic Valentine's Day ever:

1. Grabbed our neighbor whose wife is away for three months and all enjoyed a fantastic breakfast of chicken-fried chicken, though Beth was carded (second time in a week!) and couldn't get the red beer she desired to go with the meal.

2. Scored free coffee at Starbuck's thanks to Matt's multiple gift cards from Christmases past.

3. Visited the marina and walked along the beach. Checked out some beach volleyball. Watched seagulls fight over a fish for a really really ridiculously long time.

4. Found a fantastic bloody mary at the deliciously dirty and divey Pacific Inn (we were sad to have eaten breakfast so recently since the Pacific Inn also makes rockin' fich & chips).

5. Stopped at another Starbuck's and scored another round of gift card coffees - we do have to pay twelve cents this time.

6. Tried to find a butcher shop for our Valentine's Day steak grilling. First shop no longer exists, second was closed on weekends. Ended up at Whole Foods and harrassed our friend working in the crazy busy floral section.

7. Swung by the Erotic Bakery for some naughty desserts. We got an assortment of cupcakes including the vagina, the boobs, the white cock and the black cock. They're basic cupcakes with different fondant decorations stuck onto the frosting - none of which are at all subtle. At the register, the friendly shop owner asked us, "Would you like cum on your cock?" meaning they will drip a little sugar water mixture on the tip of the fondant cock (or on anything else we were purchasing for that matter). We said yes of course.

8. Almost home and we swung by a local brewpub for a pitcher...or two. Big talk about starting all manner of home businesses.

9. Got home & grilled steaks. Et 'em up with fingerling potatoes and steamed asparagus.

10. Watched Spinal Tap DVD.